Go to UrbanDictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write a definition it gives you.

1. Your name? Ashley
the most beautiful woman ive ever met and the love of my life
ashley is soo effin hot

(i took the second entry as the first one had quite vulgar language...)

2. Your age? 14
A Neo-Nazi/White supremacist number. "14" refers to the 14 words, which are "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children". Often used in conjunction with 88.
"14/88 forever!", shouted the skinhead.

(again, the first was rather inappropriate)

3. One of your friends? Meghan
The most beautiful, gorgeous, amazing, ahh-mazing, aye-mazing, uhh-mazing, way-ay-ay ah-ma-ma-zing, loving, caring, nice, dorky, weird, funny, fun, flawless, wonderful, cute, sexy, perfect girl in the entire universe.

gosh meghan

(this one was just BETTER)

4. What should you be doing? schoolwork
The shittest thing known to mankind

Boy: So you gonna come out tonight?
Girl: Can't, got too much schoolwork

5.Favorite color? Green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?

'yo, where da green at?'

6. Hometown? anonymous (no way in heck am i putting where i live online!!!)
The master of everything. By far the most creative and multi-talented being.

"This painting is by Anonymous. Wow, Anonymous thinks of everything."

7. Month of your birthday? august
The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.

You look August tonight my love!

8. Last person you talked to? Meghan
(see question 3)

9. Where are you right now? friend
A real friend is someone who:

a)it's okay to fart in front of.

b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.

c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back

d)you'll actually call up do stuff.

Bob: "Hey Jim, you wanna go see a show downtown"
Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there."
Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus."
Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound)
Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!

Bob and Jim are friends.

10. Your nickname? critter
1. any animal; 2. a cute, small furry animal; 3. a domestic pet; 4. nickname for a little kid; 5. nickname for a female

1. As we sat quietly, the critters became less shy about approaching our campsite.
5. She's a cute little critter.


Let me just conclude that UrbanDictionary.com is a MESSED UP website. However, if you still want to do this, go right on ahead.

IN OTHER NEWS: Wes is doing much better (you know, the kid I was telling you had the surgery?) I found him on his bike yesterday after school just leaving his driveway. His best friend came right after me, so the entire trio was there, all at the same time. Yesterday was a good day, even if I got five mosquito bites and a spider bite...